Chapter 31: The Goddess's Scheme
l Shi really doesn't appreciate women"Li Ke use heard the sound and "poof" spat out the tea in his mouth, laughing loudly: "He has a wife and children in Anqingbu. You say he doesn't appreciate women...This period of time, Ye Youxiao was very busy. The most important reason, of course, was his own life. He realized that if he really defeated Li Jiuniang and made the Ye family famous in the capital, it would certainly be a great good deed. According to those life-or-death game rules, this was his ten years of lifespan.
Damn the bureaucratic rules of the underworld—heck, they're already dead, so it's not like I'm cursing them.
The second reason is that the Ye family treats their own people so well. They are better than even biological sons! Shouldn't gratitude and repayment be the foundation of being human To fail to repay one's kindness is worse than a beast or an insect.
The third reason comes from that young general. Although he might not have even noticed his existence, how could those high-ranking noble children see a commoner on the street Perhaps he would inquire about why there was such a servant standing by Li Jiuniang's side. That too would be to understand Li Jiuniang better and find a way to win her favor. In short, I was transparent to that young general. However, that young general wouldn't expect that Ye Youxiao had already considered him a rival and was studying how to defeat him
Of course, one must defeat Li Jiuniang through singing and acting to conquer her heart!
Those without ability, at best receive scraps, but those with ability in their expressions of love will be met with respect and even adoration!
The most crucial point: how to defeat Li Jiuniao
The scene of Ye Jia's performance was still vivid in my mind. Ye Youxiao had fully grasped the other party's extraordinary skill. Comparing her singing and dancing with his own would be a joke. He lacked the girl's clear and melodious voice, and even more so, the girl's soft and graceful movements. Comparing himself to the military drama Sending an underclassman to meet Yangchun Baixue It sounds appealing, but if he did it, he would truly become the foolish "soldier" in reality! Even hundreds of years later, there would be this play—"The Soldier"—the servant and the goddess!
Of course, Ye Youxiao should not become a negative example that will stink for centuries.
What should we do then
When the mountains are exhausted and the water is full, I wonder if there is no way
No, don't forget Ye Youxiao's trump card - the Ten Thousand Yuan Domain!
Yes, it's the 10,000 yuan domain!
Sister is giving her full support to Ye Youxiao, even helping him find a quiet room for him at Yongshou Temple.
No one disturbed him. Ye Youxiao told Sister, "I'm going to spend some time here figuring out how to defeat Li Jiuniang." To Ye Niwen, these words were a royal decree!
"Mother, I'm just asking if you need me to bring you some food " Ye Youxiao simply replied, "No, I'll be back for dinner."
In the quiet room, Ye Youxiao took out the 4D glasses, his heart couldn't help but be excited: Finally, I get to use you.
The realm of tens of thousands is a must-visit. If one were to say, in the guise of a mythical creature with a cow's head and a horse's body, that they are giving up their life for good deeds, how would they respond
Yes, defeat magic with magic!
But, something about these glasses seemed off. Ye Youxiao flipped them over and over, scrutinizing them carefully, until finally, tears welled up in his eyes: "Damn it! Where's the knob"
The knob was gone. There was only an innocent empty hole left, like a skull's eye, staring blankly at Ye Youxiao.
Ye Youxiao wept tears like rain: My ten years of life, my repayment plan to the Ye family, my grand scheme for seducing women...all became a hollow eye socket!
I really want to smash these glasses!
The quality is so poor! It's a complete piece of junk!
Suddenly smiled wryly: An Everett product, of course it's a three-no product. Is it mass-produced Does it even have product licenses and certificates of conformity
But didn't I return to the Tang Dynasty because of it
It came to me that when I was struggling in the fish pond at Xingzhen Temple, I even lost my glasses inside. Could it have been that I took the knob off then It's very possible. Because before leaving California, the last thing I did was turn the knob forward one notch. That shows the knob existed back then.
Well, it's better not to have thought of it at all.
Even if it truly ended up at the Xingzhen Temple, he wouldn't be able to get his hands on it.
Disheartened, he returned to the Ye family's shack. Ye Ma greeted him with a warm smile and told him some good news: today their shack had earned a full six hundred copper coins!
That's indeed good news, a pretty good number. But Ye Youxiao couldn't muster the energy.
Ye Hou Sheng frowned and looked at Ye You Xiao, saying with concern, "You Xiao, have dinner first. Not everything can be done quickly. Remember: haste makes waste."
My stepfather is sometimes just like my own grandfather, always likes to give himself chicken soup.
"Ye Mama also smiled and said, 'Today there is barley porridge! Sister knows you love it the most!'"
Sister's words really hit the nail on the head. My stomach growled in response. Ah, whether she was Li Jiuniang or Li Shiniang, filling one's belly is the way of heaven.
Seeing Ye Youxiao happily sip his porridge, Ye Damo handed him a piece of cake. Ye Youxiao smiled: "It seems like we really had a big harvest today, Godfather. Eating like this, can our family afford it"
Ye Hou-sheng smiled: "It's nothing. This period of time, one is that your older sister sings better and better, the other..." He touched his chin and still said it: "There are always some idle people coming to the shed, wanting to see if Li Jiuniang has arrived."
"But they watched our play, and then just sat down to watch. In the end, they still had to pay. After all, it's the official who is acting better now, there are endless cheers!"
Listening to her mother's disguise, Ye Youxiao only remembered three words: Li Jiuniang.
It's that Li Jiuniang again!
Could it be that even this bowl of porridge I'm drinking is her charity
Although he wasn't happy, since it was a rare treat of millet porridge, he still drank it all up. Only then did he put down his bowls and chopsticks, wiped his mouth, and say: "Father, Mother, the child will go back to the temple again."
Ye Dalian grabbed him: "You child, are you bewitched It's almost dark, what are you going to the temple for"
Ye Hou Sheng’s eyes were covered with a layer of darkness as he slowly said, “Come back early.”
Hearing the master speak, Old Mrs. Ye had no choice but to let go. She hurried to tell Ye Niang Wen: “Send Young Friend Xiao off.”
Ye Youxiao was about to refuse, but then heard that calm voice: "Where would a woman give a boy something like this"
Ye Dalian glanced at her husband with some resentment, Ye Niang Wen hurriedly said: “Mother, I'll take him to the shed entrance.”
As they walked, Ye Youxiao smiled and said, "From here to that quiet room, it's probably no more than half a mile."
Mother Ye gently twisted his ear: “You're still so stubborn”
Perhaps he was full of energy Ye Youxiao didn't know the reason. After returning to his quiet room, he suddenly thought that according to Everett's statement, this pair of glasses worked on the principle of a "flying boomerang" spiral dart. If there were that knob, he should now rotate it counterclockwise by one notch to return to California. That is to say, rotating the knob was only for the need of crossing space and time.
Something seems wrong.
Gazing out the window at the bright moonlight, a gentle breeze rustled through the leaves of the old elm tree, as if mocking or hinting at something to me
Really meditating in a quiet room
Before he could finish his thought, Ye Youxiao suddenly realized: "Why am I going to California I'm not looking for Everett! I'm going to the Wan Yuan Domain! At that time, I went straight to the Wan Yuan Domain wearing my glasses!"
Yes, no need to travel through time, just put on 4D glasses, and you can reach the Wan Yuan realm!
Haha, Ye Youxiao was overjoyed. He didn't know whether to thank the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas at Yongshou Temple, or Everett Or perhaps he should thank the bowl of barley porridge he had tonight
But wait. All of this so far has only been my logical reasoning, I haven't experimented yet.
When Ye Youxiao took off his glasses, he reconsidered the process. He couldn't be careless; this thing could accidentally send him to a strange space. According to Everett's statement, it could send him to any era, such as the Xia, Shang, Zhou dynasties or even the Paleolithic period or the dinosaur age.
The 4D glasses lay quietly in Ye Youxiao's hand under the hazy moonlight.
But Everett also said, don't just set parameters randomly! It only has a boomerang function! So it seems safe, at least no need to worry about opening your eyes and seeing a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Ye Youxiao carefully recalled the entire process: shifting the knob forward one notch brought him to the California Zen Temple; or turning it back clockwise one notch returned him to California, where he met Everett. But before manipulating the knob, simply wearing the glasses transported him to the realm of ten thousand realms.
When you enter the ten thousand yuan realm, did you turn the knob
There is none.
Think about it again
I really didn't. I only turned the dial once, and immediately fell into the releasing pool of Xinzhen Temple.
Yes, the knob has only been turned once!
Hi, it turns out that entering the 10,000 realm doesn't require turning the dial! That said, all my previous ideas were completely wrong!
Damn Everett, he didn't even give me a detailed instruction manual! He's so irresponsible! For such a major human activity, he doesn't provide an instruction manual
I don't want him anymore. Now the key is verification.
Looking at the 4D glasses in his hand, they sat quietly waiting. Ye Youxiao gritted his teeth and resolutely put them on!
I've finally arrived at the Myriad Realm! There are still a few readers in the library browsing books, but how do I find the information I need No, no need to rush for data first. Let me take a look around... Can I go back
Ye Youxiao carefully took off his glasses and was surprised to find that he was still in the quiet room! The moonlight outside was still hazy, and the night wind was still rustling through the old elm tree, with a few elm leaves slowly falling...
Try again
"Sure enough, he returned to the Wan Yuan domain. A few readers were still reading."
Take it off again
…As expected, he was still in the quiet room.
After repeated experiments, Ye Youxiao became more and more confident: Haha, I'm really lucky! It seems that the knob doesn't matter at all! I'm back, so I won't go to those San K parties anymore!
Ye Youxiao sat down, looking at the moon outside the window, and began to calm his mind and ponder: Yes, saving a life with a single hair for ten thousand yuan has been proven feasible. Everett is indeed a genuine scientist. But how should he defeat that goddess
Wearing 4D glasses, he stepped into the world of ten thousand realms and began wandering among the bookshelves. Suddenly, he discovered that at the end of the bookshelf, there was a door that was open. Stepping out the door, he found himself in a long corridor bathed in good lighting. Hmm Wasn't it night now
He stepped into a room and unexpectedly saw sunlight outside the window.
Is it day or night now
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It was still a cumbersome process. Ye Youxiao finally found "Chinese Drama," then searched for, well, "ancient." Well, why wasn't there a Tang dynasty Although there were many drama video clips, he couldn't find what he needed.
Ye Youxiao started to get angry again: "No way, there's just too little data in this Myriad Realm! It's a pity the button is broken, otherwise I should really go ask Everitt for clarification. This life-saving hair doesn't save lives!"
The chair isn't bad, a computer chair with caster wheels. Before crossing over, I wouldn't have cared about it... Wait, crossing over Crossing over!
Suddenly, a bright light flashed in my mind: Hey, Ye Youxiao, what are you doing! As a time traveler, why are you using Tang Dynasty opera to compete with a goddess! Are you really foolish or really stupid Why not use later-generation opera to deal with her!
Hitting his head repeatedly, Ye Youxiao finally had a stroke of inspiration: A-ye believed that opera was inferior to Li Jiuniang because during the Tang Dynasty, Li Jiuniang was undoubtedly at the pinnacle. But wasn't Tang Dynasty opera just singing and playing percussion instruments And singing was still a new thing! The Ye family's opera relied entirely on percussion. Officials and nobles watched the show for amusement, for the novelty and spectacle.
Hmph, all just art without any thought!
When browsing through ancient Chinese operas, the first that caught my eye was "The Eastern Romeo and Juliet," as described by Premier Zhou. Its real name is Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. Ye Youxiao's decision was quick: this one!
Comparing "Liang Zhu" to a goddess!unable to fathom it. 。Now, he strongly recommends watching a "new play." He talked for ages about it, but what kind of play would make the audience cryZheng Zhu was genuinely curious, yet he deliberat...